Groan on the Phone

2006-04-05T13:06:00.000-07:00

So, a week after I joined, how has it been?

Hmm... interesting, to say the least. I'm becoming ok at it now, and I've learnt how to make a guy come on the other end. This come in handy for when I'm just not connecting with the guy, or I'm tired etc and I just want him to bugger off.

I've had a couple of guys who I genuinely find sexy. They've been clever, had normal conversations with me, and had great voices. I've been complemented many many times on the sexiness of my voice, which has never happened before.

Highlight of the requests has got to be when he asked to be my toilet slave... I really had no idea what he wanted me to tell him to do, so he hung up quickly. (anyone with ideas, please let me know!)

I've had two late night 3 hour calls, which worked veeeery nicely with my bank account. I checked out the leader board on the company's website and I'm in 33rd place, with an average call time of 12 mins, which could be improved.

I'm home for easter next week but I'll try and work pretty much all day everyday after my exams are over.

2006-03-29T06:39:00.000-08:00

I started today, and I've just had my first call.

It was from a builder guy from Birmingham, and omg I was so scared. I'm still shaking now.
He started off talking normal; we talked about clubbing, about music etc, and then I panicked because I'd gone through all my 'normal' questions to ask him, so I him how he was feeling (he was horny..) so he talked a little about how he'd like to lick me out, then the phone went dead.

Later...

Just had another who wanted me to say that feminism was crap! He wanted me to keep saying that the penis was a work of art (can't disagree there, mate) and that women will never be as good as men. It was hard for me to say all that, as I totally disagree (look, I'm in the job for the money, that's all. Really, I'm a raging feminist myself!). But it's ok. Not so much sex talk, though Mr Feminist did say how he'd like to pee on a girl....

Later.. HAHA! JUST GOT AN UNDERAGE!... (later) and the other extreme- an oldie!!

This isn't as scary as I thought it'd be. It's quite good fun, though it shows what great losers men are.

hehe

2006-03-27T07:11:00.000-08:00

It's now just a waiting game. For the company to call me, to give me my usercode and password, and so I ican get going. I really hope they phone soon. Aside from the money, I'm doing this so I'm not so bored in the eveinings, when I really should be revising, but really can't be arsed.

The manual says that there's a category in which the call girls make the client cum in 60 seconds. How the hell do they do that!? I'd love to know how, it's be quite a handy trick to know, I guess. With this category, the girls have lots and lots of these short conversations, and so make more money. Hmm.. when I get better, maybe I'll be able to do this...

Why wont they call already!?

2006-03-25T04:22:00.000-08:00

Last week my flatmate, D, gave me the latest Cosmo to read, as I'm currently too poor to buy it.

In the advert section, I noticed an ad for girls to become "phone operators" for £10 an hour. Interested, I went on their website and have a look.
It looked quite cool, and as my parents keep whinging at me to get a job, I went for it and sent my details off. (Please note, I have actually tried getting other jobs, and most of the shops in town have got my CV, but it doesn't seem to be working.)

Yesterday, the training manual came and I had a flick through. It says that many men phone these lines because they're lonely and just want someone to talk to about normal things. I am a bit worried about the phone sex side of it. My boyfriend is good in bed and everything, but even though we have a long distance relationship, we have never come to the point of having phone sex. I'm a phone sex virgin, so to speak.

I was ok with the thought of it until I read the manual, where it told me that I would have to chose to be put in certain 'pools' and 'categories' of phone sex. I could chose to be placed on the 'Oral' 'Anal' 'Smoking' and (the scariest) 'Watersports' lines, if I do so wish, but I think I'm going to stick to the 'College Girls' and 'Blonde' lines for now.

A friend of mine, F, gave me a trial run last night. It went well, but we both agreed I needed to improve on my groaning, and my description of my underwear ("red panties with kinda frilly things and pretty parts...")

The company will phone me when they recieve my forms, to give me my call-girl username and password. Am quite excited.